3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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