So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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