Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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