NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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