I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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