you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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