We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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