9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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