If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
This couple is walking their pig around campus
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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