Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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