Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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