I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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