Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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