dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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