I just made out with a guy for $7.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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