im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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