I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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