miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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