im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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