I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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