he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize