im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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