Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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