we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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