You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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