so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Terrible idea I love it
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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