i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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