That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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