I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Couch. On fire.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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