He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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