Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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