No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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