can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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