So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize