Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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