At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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