So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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