You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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