Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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