you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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