the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
They have beer where we have blood.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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