He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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