I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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