tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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