i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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