thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
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Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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