Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Apparently you make a good broom.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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