Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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