i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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