it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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